Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Do singers use Autotune when performing live? If so, why is it not noticeable on TV shows and other live performances?

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Father, 39, Has 1 Minor Symptom. Then He’s Given 2 Years to Live After 'Devastating' Diagnosis - AOL.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Loons and Moons

The everyday activity that can reveal your brain’s age - BBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

ESPN announces TV start times, windows for 2025 SEC football season - Southeastern Conference

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Samsung is giving these Galaxy phones a big One UI upgrade - here's which models qualify - ZDNET

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Aurora borealis lights up northern Nevada, Carson City skies - Carson Now

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Robinhood Traders Playing S&P Index-Guessing Game Get Schooled - Bloomberg

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Bitcoin fans aren’t all sold on Trump’s meme coin - NBC News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to