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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:38

Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Loons and Moons
The everyday activity that can reveal your brain’s age - BBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
ESPN announces TV start times, windows for 2025 SEC football season - Southeastern Conference
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Samsung is giving these Galaxy phones a big One UI upgrade - here's which models qualify - ZDNET
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Aurora borealis lights up northern Nevada, Carson City skies - Carson Now
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Robinhood Traders Playing S&P Index-Guessing Game Get Schooled - Bloomberg
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Bitcoin fans aren’t all sold on Trump’s meme coin - NBC News
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to